Sebastian asks Cocker for advice about wooing the ladies. The wisdom he receives is startling ... and possibly unwise.

Co-starring Bernadette, Kitty, Stanky, Manu, and John Ritter.

Featuring the song "Excuse Me, Miss" by Bunkum Bros.

Sebastian shares his incendiary political views with Cocker. Meanwhile, an act of terrorism forces the puppet community to confront issues of racial and religious intolerance.

Co-starring Manu, Gary, Bernadette, Stanky, Special Agents Roper & Furley, Katie Couric, and a few surprise cameos!

Featuring the song "Terrorists Are Mean" by Bunkum Bros.

While Sebastian considers the curious polarity of his repulsion / fascination with female celebrities, Cocker dissects the fleeting nature of fame, quotes dead poets, and is revealed to be a controversial father figure.

Co-starring Gary, Lindsay Lohan, Bree, Manu, Special Agents Roper & Furley, Stanky, and Dakota Fanning!

Featuring the song "Dear Lindsay Lohan" by Bunkum Bros.

The original Cock Puppets promo in which Sebastian and Cocker sample some of the internet's finest programming.

Featuring Bree as LonelySock15, with a brief appearance by Stanky.